X-Tra Rant

I am now the proud owner (well, I’m leasing it, but close enough)
of a 2001 Saturn SC2. It has power windows, mirror and sunroof. AM/FM CD/Cassette with 6 CD changer, 16 valve engine,
5 speed manual transmisison. It is dark green with a black cloth interior. It RULES!

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Well, this is it. Say your goodbyes.
I don’t know how many caught the farewell ceremonies for Clinton today. It was
really quite cool. Clinton said alot of good things, and you could tell that
he was genuinely proud of the work he and all of the people that helped him had
done. One of the best parts was when he was telling the story of he and White
House Cheif Of Staff Podesta leaving the Oval Office for the last time. He said
Podesta was tearing up a bit, Clinton said he smiled and said “We did alot of good.”
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Well, this has got to be one of my all time favorite spams I’ve gotten. Ever. It’s made me wonder why I’ve spent 4.5 years and nearly $100,ooo on a college education. It couldn’t be more simple than this:

UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS
Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power,
and the admiration of all.
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Well, there really hasn’t been much of anything going on lately, so it’s about
I tell everyone about my job that I’m taking come March 5th. I will be working
for Interactive Intelligence, Inc. in Indianapolis, IN
and I will be living in Indy at an apartment complex called College Courts of Nora.
It’s a nice place, and I’ll havea patio with a lake view and stuff.

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I just now, down in hell, when Lou Siffer (hehe.. what a funny I just made) needs
to plan out the best path for a little automatic car to travel throughout the seven levels of hell, he hires some damn
mathematician to use operations research and figure out the
most optimal solution. But not onyl that, he probably doesn’t allow him to use software to do it. Good ‘ol Lou probably makes
him do it by creating his own Heuristic ALgorithm that makes no sense. “Don’t worry, I’ll leave explaining it so it makes
any sense to an excersise for you to do!” says Lou.

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A few more funny sites for you all to check out. I gotta give credit to
Fade To Black Comedy Magazine for putting some of these
sites together for their “Unintentionally Funny Site Of The Year Awards”. I know, I’m just
stealing content from another site.

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Can’t you just hear the voice of the guy who (used? is he dead?)
does the announcing on The Price Is Right saying “A Newwww Carrr!” I just got done paying the
down payment on my new car. It’s going to be a 39 month lease with 15000 miles per year. That
picture to your left is what my car will look like. Here’s all about it:

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All right. This is the last test of my new script. I just wanted to make sure that it updated the date and
stuff correctly. THis thing is going to make my life of updating this so much easier!

Now for that coo/funny site I mentioned yesterday.

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Okay, I’ll admit it. Now I’m jsut showing off (and testing my new update utility’s functionality to handle multiple updates in the same day). It better work right. In addition to the cool website I’m going to write about tomorrow, look for info on my new car!!. I’m making the down payment tomorrow, and I’ll put a picture of what it’ll look like online, plus al ist of features and stuff, so be sure to check it out.

Well, I finally sat down and wrote a new update script for my website. I can now run a little nifty perl script and it will look in a file where I’ll write my updates, and the script will take care of updating the archive, file naming, and everything. It’s cool. Only took me 8 hours to write (I know, you people out there who could re-write a Nuclear launch system in 3 lines of perl are scoffing at me!). But it’ll really help me keep this site updated more often.

Look tomorrow for a more extensive update. Found a cool site I want to share with you all. So stay tuned and tell your friends. It’s a fun little site to read (in my humble opinion).

Catch ya all later!