HIDDEN VALLEY, CA– A radical Balsamic fundamentalist group detonated an estimated 800 pounds of TNT at the Hidden Valley Ranch compound Monday, killing 11 and injuring dozens more. “Let no salad again be foully tainted by the corrupt regime of Hidden Valley,” said Martin Pulaski, leader of the Nation Of Balsam, in a statement claiming responsibility for the deadly attack. “We shall not rest until every salad’s flavor is enhanced by a light and tangy vinaigrette, not buried in a shameful avalanche of buttermilk.”
Courtesy of http://www.theonion.comThe Onion.
Well, all along Bush campaigned on morality, setting examples for children, etc. He seems to be doing well huh? He’s obviously set a great example for his lush daughters. Once would be understandable, but twice in the span of a couple months getting busted for underage drinking? It’s amazing the contrast between the “moral, upstanding Bush’s” daughters who keep getting busted for underage drinking and the “immoral, evil, lieing, cheating Clinton’s” daughter who just got accepted to Oxford for graduate school. It’s too precious.
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Okay, so once again I’m taking a link I saw on Shanmonster’s site and writing something about it myself. I’m not int he mood to hunt stuff down today. If any of my 4 readers out there have any funny/strange/bizarre/whatever links send them my way. I’d love to write stuff about them.
Anyway, this update is abut Giant Bra Balls. Yes, that’s plural. It seems there are two people making large balls out of bras donated to them. Not only are there two different people doing this, but it seems they once worked together and are now disputing who’s idea this really is. <sigh> Why can’t we all just get along?
And what type of women donate their bras to these people? I should use that as a pickup line. “Hey baby, would you mind taking off your bra and giving it to me? I’m creating a giant ball of bras.” I can see it now. Women won’t be able to resist me.
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aroundrose/diplomaWell, I’m OFFICIALLY a graduate of Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology now. I graduated Cum Laude (GPA between 3.3 and 3.6) with a double major in Computer Science and Economics. I won the Wall Street Journal Achievement Award for my Economics department fo rbeing the top Economics major. All of this after almost being kicked out for having too low of a GPA back in my Sophomore year (one more failing quarter and I would have been out). I’m pretty happy.
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Well, in 3 and a half hours I’ll be sitting in a big gym, wearing a funny looking black robe and funny looking black hat getting ready to get a little piece of paper that costs almost $100,000. Yeah, you heard me right. 100-grand. Ouch. Anyway, I’m excited to graduate.
A bunch of family is due to show up at my place here soon. Parents, brother, sister, grandmother on mom’s side, both grandparents on dad’s side all showing up at my little apartment. Ack.
Well, better get going. Need to finish getting ready before everyone shows up.
Check out this. In FHM (British Magazine), there was a one-sheet movie poster of a movie that will never be. It’s blasph-o-riffically funny!. (Thanks to News Askew for the link)
Okay, not really sure what this post will be about. For one thing, check out the best 404 error ever.
This link goes out to a very special uber-Catholic I know and love. Well, know anyway.
This site has a bunch of pretty cool Java games on it. Beware, it’s kin do faddicting.
Get your WuName. I am Lesbian Pimp. Oh my….
See my site in Swedish Chef and go Dialectize any other page.
My graduation is Saturday morning. If you loved me, you’d buy me something for my graduation. Tonight I need to get a haircut, wash my car, clean my apartment, call Shell and call Kyleane after she’s off work. Ack… too busy!!
Well, back to work. Catch ya’ll later.
It’s a sad day. I just found out that Taco Bell no longer has the Chili Cheese Burrito!! That’s criminal and just plain wrong! Anyway, I will mark the occiasiona with a couple Chili Cheese Burrito Haikus.
Chili cheese goodness
Drippy, gooey and cheesy
How I will miss you.
Hot zesty chili,
Lots of yummy yummy cheese,
Stuffed in tortilla.
Goodbye sweet sweet Chili Cheese Burrito. I will miss thee.
Well, this is interesting. A Senator from Vermont is thinking about switching from the GOP to the Democrats. That would give the Democrats a majority in the Senate. The other possibility is that this senator (Jeffords, R-Vermont) will become Independant. That’s good too because he would no longer have to vote on party lines and control could be given to Democrats easier on issues. This guy has historically been a moderate Republican and from what I’ve read he’s more and more distressed about the Republican Party leaning more and more to the right (so much for that Compassionate Conservativism myth huh?).
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This pisses me off like you wouldn’t beleive. This kid was expelled on hearsay that we supposedly said he was going to bring a gun to school. There was no evidence, nothing. Just the word of one angry teen against another. Of course, the “different”, “problem” kid was thrown out. He has spiked hair, wears a spiked dog collar and leather bands on his wrists. He listens to Marilyn Manson (Oh God no!!!). He was expelled for one year because of a rumor. How is this just? He was cleared in court of any charges (intimidation), but Indianapolis Public Schools still refuses to reinstate him due to their Zero Tolerance Policy. That’s bullshit.
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