Taking Myself Way Too Seriously Since 1999
Well, I’m leaving here at 5am tomorrow morning with Leah to go to the CART race in Cleveland. Should be a fun day, but it’ll be a long day I’m sure. Anyway, I’m going to try and remember to bring my camera and get some pictures and stuff and I’ll post them when I get back tomorrow night or maybe Monday night. Stay tuned.
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I know I’ve posted most of these before, but Kyleane wanted a list of some of my silly/stupid/funny/crazy links. So this is what I sent her. Most have been featured on here before, but there are a few new ones. But first, take a listen to this. It’s a german dance mix of the song Rubber Ducky.
This is the third day in a row that I’ve rode my bike to broadripple. I’m guessing a total of abou 8 miles or so? Maybe a little more? Anyway, I just got back and my legs totally feel like Jell-O now. ALl wobbly schmobbly. Yes, I am in a wierd mood right now. I stop and turn around in Broadripple at a place called the Whistle Stop. They make incredibly good tuna salad sandwiches. Yummmmm….
Speaking of Broadripple, I was talking to Kyleane last night and shortened it to ‘Ripple’ to save time. Does calling it ‘Ripple’ make me cool, or just lazy?
Ah yes. The wonders of American ingenuity. We now have The Stadium Pal. Pissing yourself was never so convenient. It’s basically an external catheter that guys can attach to their wangs. The tube runs to a bag attached to your leg, and you can then feel free to piss yourself whenever you want. Riiiiight. I think I’ll take the time out of my life to stand in line for the bathroom.
Well, that’s all. I just thought that was funny enough to mention.
Okay, I’m at work and waiting for my boss to tell me what to do, so I thought I would honor you with an update today. First off, this story is really funny. This guy in Germany goes off to a brothel to get some lovin’, and finds his wife working as a prostitute. How’s that conversation gotta go?
Okay, this is STUPID. There are people who are trying to ban dodgeball in schools because it makes kids violent and elimination sports lower self esteem. Give me a BREAK! I sucked at dodgeball. I was always picked last, and I usually lost. I still had fun and got some exercise. That’s just rediculous in the most silly way possible.
There’s a site or two out there that are REALLY REALLY funny that may seem serious, but they aren’t. I suggest you check them out. They ar ebound to give you a giggle or three:
Half of a movie duo!! I’m not kidding. A movie from 1984, Crippled Masters, is the story of two kung-fu masters - one without arms and one without legs, seeking revenge on the evil kung-fu master that crippled them.
Hey there kiddos! I know I’ve been lax on the updates lately. Guess it’s that time of the month or something. 
Anyway, I was doing a search on Monster.com just for the hell of it to see if there were any truck driver jobs out there. There are! CR England is hiring, according to Monster “no experience necessary”. I figured (according to their Pay Scale online) that I would have to drive an average of 480 miles a day to earn $50,000 in my first year. That’s only 8 hours a day at an average of 60 miles per hour! And the pay goes up every year through 10 years. At that drving rate, my 10th year I could make over $62000! I should become a trucker….. It is tempting. Kyleane and I were both agreeing how tempting it would be to do that, given that the pay isn’t too bad.
Hey all. Sorry for the lack of updates recently I’ve been pretty busy with work, and other than that haven’t had much going on really. Anyway, you may notice a new banner at the bottom of the page for Just Say Blow. It’s an organization that is trying to stop a (p)Resident Bush plan to deny federal student aid to any student that refuses to disclose their drug histories. Since Bush himself would not disclose his own personal drug history when running for President, this policy is hypocritical. The best way to protect against drugs is a good education, not taking a good education away from people. Anyway, here is the next of the letter they want us to send to people. I hate SPAM, so I figured I’d put it here:
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Wow.. I’ve really been lacking content lately. ANyway, had a cool weekend. Friday I just sat around the apartment and watched Dune. Saturday Leah came to Indy and we hung out at Average Joe’s and Union Jack Pub and drank and bitched about life in general. Both of us are really happy with the way our lives have turned out so far. Guess we’re realizing that the “Real World” isn’t all it was cracked up to be. Anyway, that was a really good time. Thanks for coming up Leah.