Ohhhh yes! A great conspiracy/crazy theory that’s only a month away! It’s something that you’d hear on Coast To Coast AM (in fact, it’s on the hot stories part of the website right now).
Comet Schwassman-Wachmann follows a five-year orbit that crosses the solar system’s ecliptic plane. It has followed its five year orbit intact for centuries; but, in 1995, mysteriously fragmented. According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit. He argues the “Missing Earth” crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies. He links this crop circle to May 25, 2006, and identifies the comet Schwassmann-Wachman as the subject of higher intelligence communications.
Haaaaahahahahahaha.
(Of course if the comet fragment does hit, I will post a retraction and apology from my burned out post-apocalypic hideout in the smoldering remains of a mall, barricaded inside a former Radio Shack and armed with weapons looted from Gander Mountain and what food I can scrounge from the Orange Julius in the food court.)
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