X-Tra Rant

So in honor of this crazy Pacers offseason, I’m going to have a contest. I’m going to come up with some HIGH-LARIOUS stats you can bet over or under. Some we may not even be able to track. Some will be entirely subjective on my part. Some will be real stats. Whoever picks the most correct will win something insignificat. Maybe a cheap Pacers hat from a Goodwill or something. or maybe just my heartfelt congratulations. heh.

Put your bets in the comments.

Jermaine O’Neal Games Missed Due To Injury: 41

Jermaine O’Neal Says If The Pacers Don’t Make It Deep In The Playoffs It’s His Fault: 3

Jamal Tinsley Games Missed Due To Injury: 30

Jamal Tinsley Games Started: 15

Jamal Tinsley Mopes On The Bench Looking Like Carlisle Just Shot His Puppy: 19

Jeff Foster Games Missed Due To Injury: 20

Darrell Armstrong Replaced Hips: 1

Stephen Jackson Runs His Mouth Off Like An Idiot: 8

Stephen Jackson Shoots A Horrible Three From At Least 2 Feet Behind The Three Point Line: 120

Stephen Jackson Technical Fouls: 5

Number Of Pacers Not With The Team At The End Of The Season: 2

Total Team Games Missed Due To Injury: 140

Wins: 39

Times On The Radio Broadcast Slick Leonard Sounds Like A Disappointed Parent, Who Just Found Out Their “Bad Child” Got Locked Up In Prison For The Fourth Time, Has Given Up Really Caring: 75

Times Larry Bird Says “Just give this team time. Injuries have kept us from working our starting lineup together. Give them another season.”: 4