Well Shit

I’m not really up for dissecting everything from the election yesterday. I will say that apparently 77,000+ Marion County residents would rather vote for someone with only two or three talking points and no concrete plans over an incumbent who has done a ton for this city all over a property tax issue that the Mayor’s office and the City County Council have very little control over. Great job there, people.

But I deal with shitty situations with humor, so I whipped this up. Enjoy. Click to get the full resolution:

The Greg Ballard GOP Automoton

Comments (6) left to “Well Shit”

  1. Doc wrote:

    Stupid redneck voters! 83K people taken in by an automaton.

  2. Jeff B. wrote:

    You’re a genius, man; for anynone who’s met Ballard, this rings so true…when I did, I went away thinking, “What alien life force has a hold of this guy?”

    Just for that, you get a twitter following from me.

  3. Jason wrote:

    Heh thanks! Glad my early impression of him wasn’t so far off. Then he goes on to saying he wants to build a Chinatown in Indy? he’s not doing anything to help my opinion of him.

    Twitter away! What’s your username on there so I don’t accidentally ignore or delete you with all the twitter spammers.

  4. Jeff B. wrote:

    I’m IndianaJeff on twitter.

    Right after Ballard made that Chinatown comment, I wrote him a letter suggesting we import 100,000 Chinese men and give them the whole South Side in exchange for building us a rail system. I also said the opium dens in the new Chinatown would help cure the meth problem. He probably took me seriously and is investigating the logistics of it all right now.

  5. Jason wrote:

    Wow, I’m so glad that my group of friends aren’t the only people to come up with that joke. I kinda wish I’d emailed his office with that suggestion as well. You might enjoy this post. http://www.xtra-rant.com/2008/05/02/2377/

    Also, check out Drinking Liberally: Indianapolis. I kinda organize that locally. http://livingliberally.org/drinking/chapters/IN/indianapolis

  6. Jeff B. wrote:

    That’s good, and more involved than my joke; I wish I’d had those pics to send to Ballard; they’d have hit the spot as a mock “artist’s proof of concept.” I still reel at how the hell Peterson lost…I’ve been here since late 01, and he’d been mayor for as long as I’d lived in the area. Till last November. I was stunned.

    I’m also on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=759465293

    Go ahead and add me if you’re on there, too. I’ll take a look at the Drinking Liberally site.

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