X-Tra Rant Taking Myself Way Too Seriously Since 1999

30Aug/071

I finally have a reason to use this joke

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29Jun/070

iPhone! iPhone!

Ricky, you are my hero.

16May/070

Funny

An other wise cool story made gut splittingly funny by the fact that it was a herpes study done by a guy named Virgin.

10Apr/070

I’m Not The Only One?

I'm glad I'm not the only one that does this.

29Mar/070

Link & Video Dump

I've gathered some links and videos, some political, most silly. Lazy blogging.

So to me Global Warming is like Truth or Dare:

TRUTH: We can either keep Global Warming in the news and convince people the truth is the planet is warming and we as humans might be causing Global Warming by pumping tons of CO2 into the atmosphere daily so let’s keep the momentum going to educate people about this problem and slowly eliminate the use of fossil fuels.

Or DARE: We can do nothing and DARE to find out what happens if we don’t fix this problem.

By the same author: Global Warming News

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The Myth of Voter Fraud

Identification requirements often sound simple. But some types of paperwork simply aren't available to many Americans. We saw this with the new Medicaid proof-of-citizenship requirement, which led to benefits being cut off for many longtime citizens. Some states insist that voters provide photo IDs such as driver's licenses. But at least 11 percent of voting-age Americans, disproportionately elderly and minority voters, lack the necessary papers. Required documentation such as naturalization paperwork can cost as much as $200. By contrast, when the poll tax was declared unconstitutional in 1966, it was $1.50 ($8.97 in 2007 dollars).

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A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.
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Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.

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If you thought the Kirk Cameron/Bananas Are Proof Of God video was funny/ridiculous/frightening, get a load of this - Peanut butter is proof that evolution isn't true:

I... there's so much wrong with this it's difficult to even begin. But the comments on the YouTube page are marvelous.

"They need to do a Wonder Bread segment. Then we could discuss the whole peanut butter and banana sandwich trinity. Anyone?"
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"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the Earth was made of peanut butter 3-4 billion years ago."
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"wasn't that was the reason for the Peter Pan Recall?
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"When they fill the peanut putter can with a dense soup of hydrocarbons with a layer of dense carbon dioxide laden atmosphere above, zap it with large bolts of electrical energy regularly, and let it sit for a couple billion years, then we'll talk."

And now to the silly...

28Mar/072

3(00) Parodies

I had no idea that the movie 300 had become such a parody-fest on the Information Supertubeways. Three of my favorites I stumbled across today:

This... is... JENGA!

It's Raining 300 Men:

And finally, my absolute favorite of the bunch
300 - The PG Remix:

300 - The PG Remix - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

BRUSH. YOUR. TEEEEEEEEETH!

8Mar/070

The Emo Kid’s Day Planner

I am so going to hell. The Emo Kid's Day Planner

You may want to click on the image for the full size so you can read it.

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8Feb/07Off

COMICS WITH PROBLEMS

Comics With Problems is brilliant stuff. A gold mine of funny.

2Feb/070

Achievement!

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For the nerds in the house that get out of the house. (Created with this.)

7Dec/060

I’ve picked my candidate for 2008

I don't know about you but I'm fully behind the Presidential candidate for the CT for Lieberman party. The party platform is the most civil I've ever heard.

Impossibility is no object when civility is at stake!