X-Tra Rant Taking Myself Way Too Seriously Since 1999

16Oct/083

My Run-in With A Wingnut

So on my way to work yesterday, I'm at a stoplight and there's some jackass in a beat up red pickup who has been swerving and tailgating me for a good chunk of Emerson Ave. My windows are down as it was a nice morning and I hear the guy driving the truck yell something about "terrorist!!!" and then he throws his empty cigarette pack onto the windshield of my car.

Stay classy, McCain supporters. At least he didn't yell "kill him!".  Small favors and all.

15Oct/081

Welcome baaack, to that same old place that you laughed about

Someone shoot me. I just made a "Welcome Back Kotter" reference.

Job

First up, I'll be starting a new job in a week and a half. Full time performance testing on n-teir web architecture at a company here in Indianapolis. It's a HELL of an opportunity to learn alot of exciting technologies. The fat pay increase doesn't hurt either. It was just time to move on from my job of nearly 7 years (it's been that long? Cheezus.) to an opportunity that will give me some career growth and advancement. Scary, but awesome.

Personal

I've got a heckuva special lady. She pretty much rocks my socks clean off. Living with her now in Irvington (a neighborhood here in Indy) in a rental house. 3 bedrooms, full (unfinished) basement, wood floors,yard, the works. Irvington is a fantastic, walkable neighborhood. Love living there and we really hope to buy a house in a year or so. We're hoping to have a party of some sort relatively soon. We're even doing Farm Fresh Delivery now and have received some amazing food, including some brats from Moody's that were out of this world.

Politics

I really hope to do some more political blogging in the next few weeks up to the election. but short version? It's hard not to be really optimistic right now. Obama is kicking ass, the polls look amazing and the statistical projections at 538 are not only technically very cool but are (at least right now) projecting an epic ass kicking. Even Indiana is close!!!

John McCain has decended so far into the gutter and his remaining loyalists that show up at rallies are truly disturbing people (yelling "kill him!", "terrorist!" and "he's a Muslim" etc).  A President Obama is goign to face soem very stiff challenges comign into office, but I'd rather has his intelligence, reason and measured calm to McCain's irrational, emotionally charged and dangerousbehavior in the White House.

Locally, it doesn't look good for JLT to unseat Mitch Daniels. I'm on record as being very unimpressed by JLT's campaign. I'm not even sure I really want to vote for her. I certainly can't vote for Daniels. Chris pretty much sums up my feelings about the decision perfectly, so I'll just let you read that. At this point I'm not really sure who I am going to vote for. I can't vote for the Libertarian, as not only are Libertarians generally a little delusional, but this one is a pro-life libertarian. Wrap your head around that. Tempted to write in Schellinger for the hell of it.

Other than Governor, Indiana has a chance to send at least one more Dem to congress. The 3rd around Ft. Fun is apparently close, and even Burton and Pence are fighting off strong challenges. if Obama's ground game really kicks in and alot of the new voters vote straight ticket, who knows what could happen? Also, now that I'm in Irvington I get to vote for John Barnes for State Rep. He'll be a great state rep. ALso pulling for Mary Ann Sullivan to unseat John "The Rod' Elrod to join Barnes in the State House. She came to a couple Drinking Liberally nights and I was incredibly impressed with her.

That's a good quick and dirty summary of things right now. Here's hoping I can get back on the blogging horse again.

7Aug/0818

Jill Long Thompson Is RUnning A Shitty Campaign

I'm a Democrat. (Duh!) I want to get Mitch Daniels out of the Governor's Mansion very badly (privatizing everything left and right, killing local government budgets for the sake of state budgets are the big reasons). But how the FUCK am I supposed to vote for a Democrat when all that Dem does is pander to the fucking Republicans?

She has proposed returning the state’s current surplus to taxpayers by suspending the state sales tax on gasoline.

“I’m glad that he finally responded to my repeated calls for tax relief for Hoosiers,” Long Thompson said. “But I think Hoosier families in many communities are economically stretched now, and the governor has the authority to suspend collecting the Indiana state sales tax on gasoline, and that would give immediate relief.”

Long Thompson said that when she was in Washington, she never voted for legislation that included a new tax or a tax increase. Daniels, she said, has sought multiple tax increases in his four years as governor.

You're STILL on this gas tax holiday bullshit? No economist of any skill thinks this is a good idea. Most of that will end up going to the oil companies themselves at worst, or at best you'll save maybe enough to pay for half a tank of gas. WOOHOOO!!! In the meantime, money that could be spend fixing roads and enhancing our transportation infrastructure is going to be pissed away - at a time where even the FEDERAL road budget is falling short. All so you, JLT, can say "I'm cutting taxes! Weeeeeee!!!"


The Pander Bear is so excited to see you, Jill!

You can't out tax-cut Republicans. And how about this - how about talking about WHY we have this surplus. It's not because of sound fiscal management. It's because Mitch Daniels has FUCKED cities, towns and counties into taking up more of the burden. So all those local services people love (and love to bitch about paying for but don't want them to go away) are being slashed left and right. Schools are being starved. All so Mitch Fucking Daniels can say we have a "surplus". AND YOU"RE TRYING TO OUT FISCALLY MISMANAGE THIS JACKASS?

Way to go JLT, you're actually making me want to NOT VOTE at all for the Governor's race. I can't vote for either of you dipshits. You can't sell change when you're trying to be more Mitch Daniels than Mitch Daniels.  And the moment I hear you pander to the idiots who hate DST I'm going to have a fucking stroke...

7May/080

Indiana Primary Thoughts [Updated]

Alright so I should be sleeping but i want to get these thoughts out before sleep chases them off into crazy Jason dream land.

  • Lake county still has more to report, there are a couple precincts left in Marion and Monroe counties as well. FiveThirtyEight is projecting a Hillary win by 0.9% as of the latest update on the thread there. I was thinking 5% and 2-3 delegate win for Hillary so I will be thrilled by this.
  • I'm predicting, based on nothing at all, a 1.5%, 1 delegate Hillary win. Maybe 2 delegates depending on how the CDs break down. Again, I'm thrilled with this considering that Obama kicked her ass in North Carolina and the end result is making up the popular vote ground from Pennsylvania and gaining even more ground in the pledged delegates (which, dear CNN, is what is really important)
  • CNN needs to quit with the Lake County conspiracy mongering. I learned from a former state election director that Lake County is one of the counties that uses a consolidated county ballot counting system, rather than the precinct-by-precinct system used in most counties (and in Marion county). This, combined with the large number of absentee ballots (11,000+) is causing the late returns. not some anti-Hillary conspiracy.
  • Sadly but not surprisingly, David Orentlicher did not win his bid for the nomination in the 7th CD. David O. would have instantly become one of the smartest congressmen in the country and a great progressive voice. I hope he gets back into the political ring soon (maybe run for Mayor if Indianapolis against Mayor Chinatowns in 2011? I would pay an admission fee to see a debate between those two).
  • No one seems to be mentioning the insanely close race for the Democratic nominee to take on Governor Mitch "Mitchy Rich" Daniels. Jim Schellinger is the party approved, powers that be candidate. Jill Long Thompson is the 'outsider.' Currently (as of the latest results on wthr.com at 12:56am) Schellinger is up by 609 votes with 4967 of 5230 precincts reporting. So since when is the party approved, Dan Parker/Evan Bayh approved candidate eeking out a potential narrow victory an upset? When your state party chairman is the inept Evan Bayh toadie Dan Parker who can only get Schellinger's name ID up to 50% in the weeks before the election. As much as I hate to agree with Bayh/Parker on anything, I hope Schellinger pulls this off. If I want to vote for a candidate who will pander with ridiculous gas tax holidays and engage in property tax demagoguery I'll vote for a Republican.
  • If anything came of tonight's result in Indiana, its that Evan Bayh's endorsement means very little when it comes to Obama vs. Hillary and that he will not get tapped as the VP. If Bayh can only deliver a tiny victory that is essentially a tie, he's not the force among state Democrats that has been assumed by some. I am not shedding any tears over this.
  • (as of 99.49% of Marion County precincts reporting) And finally, turnout was insane. 35.32% turnout of all registered voters in Marion County. Unfortunately the Indygov.org website does not list registered voters by party, but the GOP only got 45,667 ballots cast to the Dems' 182,252. Turnout among Democrats HAS to have been well above the 50% of registered voters mark. This is awesome news for November.
  • Finally finally, thanks to everyone who came out to Drinking Liberally. We had a really good crowd and it was a great time. Thanks also to Spencer and Dustin, who always treat us great at Spencer's Stadium Tavern (802 S. West Street. Stop in and have a few beers. it's a fantastic place)

Update:

  • Looks like JLT pulled it out with the same white votes that came in for Hillary from Crown Point and such. As a friend of a friend said: "I blame Crown Point".  JLT will get trounced by Daniels. There goes that opportunity. Heckuva job, Dan Parker.
  • I still haven't seen the delegate counts out of Indiana. Nothing official anyway. This is what matters, not the popular vote.  Will update here when I see it.
  • Chris Bowers has the quote of the night:

So, please correct me if I am missing something, but if a shift of 4-5% and two or three delegates in Indiana and North Carolina is enough to end the Democratic nomination, then why didn't anyone frakking tell us that the campaign was so close to ending? Why was there this massive kabuki theater pretending that it was still a close campaign where Clinton had a legitimate chance at winning? Why were Clinton's attacks on Obama repeated again, and again, and again, without anyone mentioning that Clinton was a desperate candidate hanging by a thread who would probably say anything in order to stay afloat?

The reason is simple: the established media was never covering the Democratic nomination campaign. They were, instead, covering some form of kabuki theater where reality is ignored and liberals are ritually gutted on the public stage for the pleasure of elite, rich, white, male pundits who like to pretend they know what is in the mind of the "common man" or some other formulation that is equally rustic, offensive and laughable. That is all that we have been watching since the Wisconsin primary, since the delegates have not improved for Clinton since the Wisconsin primary (and have actually gotten much worse, if you include the supers). If we had been watching something else, then tonight would not be the end of the campaign, because nothing really changed tonight. If this is the end, then the last two and a half months have been a Clinton-fueled fairy tale, which is basically a white-hot lie about the nomination campaign. Puns intended in the previous sentence.

2May/082

Building the (Light-)Railroads

Well when I first read this link courtesy of CJ, I was thrown for a loop. Mayor "Chinatowns" Ballard supporting mass transit and potential taxes to make it happen? It was as if my world had been turned upside down. Bit then it all became clear at Drinking Liberally: Indianapolis last night...

Mayor Chinatowns is going to import low wage Chinese workers to build our light rail system, then put them into an area of the city so that we can have our very own Chinatowns!! Two birds, one stone bitches! Now thems The Ballard Rules!

Photos From Teh Futar!!

Photo Circa 2010: Chinese workers build the light rail line in Indianapolis.


Photo Circa 2017: Indianapolis Chinatowns, Morris & West Streets

(In all seriousness, I really do hope he is behind light and regional rail for Indianapolis. We need it badly. And thanks to Nick for the rail-chinatown connection)

24Mar/080

LOLBallard: Irishtownz too?

ballard_irishtownz.jpg

He means it. He actually means it when he blabbers on about wanting a Chinatown in Indianapolis. It wasn't just a one off goofy statement.

Our roads are more cratered than the moon, ALlisonville Rd over 465 has had a lane closed for nearly a month without any signs of it being fixed, the new property tax bill is going to cost IPS tens of millions of dollars, and this schmuck keeps talking about building a Chinatown in Indianapolis.

Great Zombie Jesus, this man is completely clueless.

19Mar/080

Random Dude From Delphi Unwittingly Sums Up Property Tax Debate

Via Masson's Blog, this choice little quote from a guy in Delphi re: the property tax bill Mitch Daniels is due to sign today and the fallout for local communities and schools:

Bill Hasser, a Delphi resident, said he is happy to see property tax relief but doesn’t want to see cuts result from it, especially in the schools.

And there you go. People don't want to pay property taxes, but they also don't want to see cuts. Ummm Mr. Hasser (and other property tax whiners *cough*gregballard*cough*), services cost money. money has to come from somewhere. Schools aren't free. Parks aren't free. Roads not full of potholes that could swallow a compact car aren't free. You see - taxes, those things you hate hate hate so much, pay for these things. SO you have a choice: good schools, roads and local services and paying taxes* or shit schools, crap roads, terrible to non-existant local services and low property taxes.

Your call.

*I was probably one of two people who, in response to a polling call before the Mayor's race, said our tax rate is probably too low. But then again, I have a grasp that things cost money and schools aren't run by magical fairies and paid for in pixie dust.

7Mar/080

LOLBallard

ballard_cricketbat.jpg
Invisible cricket bat

Tagged as: No Comments
7Mar/080

LOLBallard

ballard_chinatownz.jpg
I made you a chinatownz... but I eated it.

with duck sauce.

26Feb/081

Hey Fox, Watch This Henhouse For Me

A little tidbit from the star caught my eye in Google Reader today:

Gov. Mitch Daniels appointed a former phone company attorney to represent ratepayers in utility matters.

David Stippler, an attorney with Bingham, McHale, LLP, will be the new the state's Utility Consumer Counselor. He previously worked 17 years at Ameritech, a predecessor of AT&T.

Wow. Nothing like appointing an ex-telcom lawyer to "represent" consumers of telcom services. I'm sure he will be completely impartial and have the best interests of consumers at heart, not the interests of the industry of his 17 year employer.